See what I mean?
I can "visualize" her headspace when asked this question... "Well, paper will make the enviro's happy; but plastic will make my corporate buddies happy. "Oh dear oh dear oh dear, where's Toto and the Wizard when ya need 'em? Hmm... well... I CAN get the Tin Woodsman to hack the questioner's credit cards and put out a press release which reflects the questioner in a far less than decent light OR... I'll have to use the Scarecrow again. But I think they are getting tired of Billy...."