What about "When Pigs Can Fly"??

Great. Just when you thought it was safe to raise children telling them the childhood stories from your own youth, get this:

Church school renames Three Little Pigs to avoid offending Muslims

This ripping tale of terror takes place in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Thankfully, someone with sense rode stepped in to bring sense to the matter:

But yesterday Islamic leaders condemned the politically correct move as misguided and said decisions like this were turning Muslims into 'misfits' in society.

What's next from the perenially clueless PC brigades? Penalties against parents who play "this little piggie" on their wee ones' toes?