Beware the "V" Word!

Three girls at a Westchester, NY pub high school have been suspended for using the "V" word while reading aloud in class from Eve Ensler's play: "V***** Monologues".

But OMG, don't dare utter the "F" word or the "N" word.

Their stand is being applauded by the play's author, Eve Ensler, who said today that the school should be celebrating the three juniors. Ensler asked ``don't we want our children to resist authority when it's not appropriate and wise?''

Now, before anyone gets their geni-- I mean "G's" into uber tightness, please be apprised the girls HAD been instructed aforehand to NOT read the v-word aloud because the event was open to all ages including children.

But the girls, in a rabid activist stance reminiscent of "L" Bruce, went for the bomb.

I get it. "Sesame Street" must be positioning to hit congress up for more subsidies. "Give us taxpayer dollars or we'll hold you hostage to the alphabet."