AP
The story goes... the nutcake was running nude and entering homes in Minneapolis. And the perp began combatting an arresting officer, attendant with his partner, the police dog. The police dog gave woof and warf -- bango, right in tango.
Okay... So the perp was nude. And he was entering homes. Uninvited. So, for this a story is written? Naw... it's about the "bad doggie". The doggie did the right thing -- police doggies are supposed to protect their handlers (partners) when attacked. But! police dogs are not trained to bite the groin area. It appears the man was jumping around, and the doggie's aim was amiss.
Nonetheless, the naked man continued to attack, even after getting nipped in the delicates. Police had to use a stun gun to subdue the "Naked Man".
The doggie is on suspension from duties pending the investigation.
The doggie has not lost his excellent basic instincts. But No doubts, the doggie will be forced into a sensitivity training seminar... or lessons from Lorena Bobbitt.
1 comment:
Boy oh boy... you're on a roll today, Alia. LOL!
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